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I admit it: I’m kind of a ninny about nail art. Every once in a while I will paint my nails a muted color – and then spend about one whole day trying not to touch anything. After that, the remover comes out and I congratulate myself on being very fancy. I envy the nail art looks I see online and on Pinterest. I wish I could be a fingernail “artiste” in the worst way, but there are some nail art looks that make me honestly frightened. Here they are:

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1. There is no possible way that I could handle having less than perfect circles on my nails. Hence…I’ll never do it!

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2. You know what would make me even more twitchy than needing perfect circles? Ombre.

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3. I’m sure you are picking up a theme by now. Every nail different? But still in a balanced theme? I could never handle it if the white spaces were too much, or the circles were different sizes.

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4. This look has been done by an obvious pro and it already scares me…as is! Look how the swirls aren’t uniform in nature! Too much whimsy if you ask me.

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5. a)these nails are too long for me! b) they don’t match! c) her swirls point in different directions!

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6. OMG…you guys. This is fancy self-defense. What if I have to, well, do ANYTHING with my hands??

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7. Listen, I’m going to be honest with you: these nails look too heavy to carry all day.

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8. These I’ll do, for the sponsorship dollars. Because my fear can easily be overcome by the right amount of money.

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9. I saved the best for last. Weaponized nails basically mean I’m hurting myself. All day, every day. Until they fall off. Or I go to the ER.