You’ve heard the advice to keep technology out of the bedroom. Turn off the TV, keep the laptop at the desk, keep the tablet on the nightstand. Well, what is being touted as “the secret to good sex” may be turning this “keep technology out of the bedroom” rule upside down.  That’s right, if you’re wondering how to improve your sex life, guess what? There’s an app for that. And this app will have you turning your phone, and hopefully your partner, on in bed.

the feet of a husband and wife couple in bed

The Spreadsheet app might sound like an office organizational tool, but it’s actually a mobile app that “monitors your performance in bed to provide statistical and historical feedback. Find out how many thrusts per minute you are averaging, how long you go for, and exactly how loud it gets. Keep a record of your encounters, date, time, and performance.” (Source: Spreadsheets.app.com) Say what?!

Does having your performance analyzed and evaluated excite you or exhaust you? Either way, the app hopes that it inspires you to aim for higher performance goals by reviewing your own sexual performance statistics. Don’t worry, this is not an app that records your intimate encounters (that would be creepy, they say). It’s simply an app that takes into consideration a few factors like frequency, time of day, and performance levels so that you and your partner can discuss your results.

young sexy couple in bed

What are your thoughts? Will you be racing to download this app in an effort to improve your bedroom time and bring new insight to date night rendezvous? Or does the thought of having your performance between the sheets under review add too much pressure when you may have a hard time just keeping your eyes open during sexy time after a day of shuttling kiddos and slinging dinners? Let us know in the comments below!