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Cheesy pick-up lines are absolutely terrible but at the same time they can be a conversation starter if executed properly. I have been drilled with my fair share of terrible ones over the years. I found it hilarious that while I was doing research for this article, trending on my Twitter feed was #CornyPickUpLines. Apparently Twitter was reading my mind at the moment. What perfect timing!! 

After spending what seemed like an eternity scrolling through pick-up lines I have picked out my favorite 25!

25 Of The Best Of the Worst Pick-Up Lines:

  1. Do you have a library card? Because I’m checking you out.
  2. Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You’ve got fine written all over you.
  3. Baby, somebody better call God, ’cause he’s missing an angel!
  4. Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) when you fell from heaven.
  5. Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
  6. Baby, you must be a broom, ’cause you just swept me off my feet.
  7. Do you know karate? ‘Cause your body is really kickin’.
  8. Hey, I lost my phone number … Can I have yours?
  9. Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
  10. Are your feet tired? ‘Cause you’ve been running through my mind all day.
  11. Are you from Tennessee? ‘Cause your the only ten I see.
  12. Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
  13. If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
  14. You are so sweet you are giving me a toothache.
  15. You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
  16. If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
  17. Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
  18. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
  19. I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
  20. Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
  21. Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
  22. I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true.
  23. I hope there’s a fireman around, cause you’re smokin’!
  24. If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.
  25. I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you.